Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Laws of Life

Laws of Life

It's funny to know that there exist some Laws proposed or finalisd in Life too.
But these laws I found were simply funny..
Go through

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner

Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one

Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire

O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

BELL'S THEOREM :
When the body is immersed in water , the telephone rings.

RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS :
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are With someone you don't want to be seen with.

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will

ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach

BREDA'S RULE
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle Arrive last.

OWEN'S LAW
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

HOWDEN'S LAW
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.

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